Too Weird To Live.

Too Weird To Live is an experimental and outright weird two page tabletop miniatures game, although I can be played with pretty much anything that you can lay your hands on. All you need is 6 normal dice, a bunch of whatever weird stuff you want to use to play, at least some of which has eyes, these rules, paper and pen and 75 pellets of Mescaline. Actually you probably don't need that last one, but it can't hurt to be sure.

Play consists of moving each other's gonzo reporters around the tabletop and then talking about what they can see, depending on the drugs they're currently spinning out due to. It's weird. It's meant to be. If you do get it to the tabletop, please swing by our Discord and let me know how it went.

Too Weird To Live is available free to backers of my Patreon. If you're already a Patreon member, get the free version here.

AI Disclosure: the artwork images in this PDF were generated by AI art generation. I honestly don't remember which one anymore, it was a while ago. If it ever makes any money, I will hire someone to draw some weird craziness immediately.